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Walk-In Wardrobe Porn

Is there enough space in your wardrobe to fit a wedding sized bouquet of Asian Peonies? A chaise longue? A mirrored island unit containing essential accessories? Elaborately balustraded stairs? No, me neither, but Cher Horowitz had one in the 90’s and I wanted one too. What a life! What a world! Where a suburban pre-teen with a Jigsaw obsession wanted to colour co-ordinate her twinsets, lounge around amidst the rails of stonewash denim and archive her lip balms. Maybe it was just a phaseor was it?

I’m practically sliding off my seat at all of these reflective, luxury surfaces and who can blame me? Because we all know that walk-in’s only exist in LA or like, really old episodes of Cribs.

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